wateman 

A man who loves to watch other men and post things about them on social media. I.e. WhatsApp, Twitter, Facebook

My friend is such a wateman. He watches everything I do and post in WhatsApp groups and Facebook.

wateman by Miljarg June 4, 2016

Wasteman 

insult - someone who does nothin with their life (or nothing much)
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.

"you WASTEMAN!!"

"Jamals a wasteman"

"shut up u wasteman"

Wasteman by Skeptas Wifey March 30, 2005

Godes and Wakeman 

It`s the worst relationship out there. No one would want this for anybody. It`s when your girl constantly cheats on you and the guy does not have control or even contact with her.

Kyle: Yo, do you hear about Ryan?
Alex: Yeah, didn`t he hooked up with Carly?
Kyle: Yeah dude, they`re gonna be a Godes and Wakeman.

Godes and Wakeman by Anghel January 17, 2017

Wasteman 

Someone who doesn't do anything with their life

Yo he's a wasteman

Wasteman by allan_t321 May 31, 2016

Rick Wakeman 

To finger a girl furiously, as Rick Wakeman of Yes fingers his keyboards

"I totally Rick Wakemaned that girl last night"

Rick Wakeman by staul December 26, 2009

Wasteman 

A man, who doesn't act his age, normally from a village, who spends his life in the same clothes drinking alcohol, taking drugs in the local pub, ending up at someone's kitchen, with no job or prospects and a complete disrespect for women

'Ey up mate what you get up to last night?'
'Got shitfaced mate propped up the kitchen all night sniffed coke. Still ere in fact'
'It's 4pm though dude?'
'Fuck it, u got any sniff come round'
'You're a wasteman'

Wasteman by Smartbird May 19, 2017

Watzman 

The performance of inserting in a gloved finger into a superpubic catheter site after the catheter has been removed to maintain an open stoma. If performed while snorkeling then this is a sexual fetish. May also be performed without gloved fingers (see Dirty Watzman). Also may be performed while inserting a finger from the contralateral hand into the rectum to manipulate the prostate (see Left Handed or Right Handed Watzman). If using more than one finger, or fist (Partial or Full Watzman respectively).

I had to perform a Watzman maneuver until the on-call urologist could arrive with a new suprapubic catheter.

I Watzman'd him until a friend came along.

Watzman by Dirk D. Sanchez March 26, 2010