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WhiteMail 

When a person tries to make you do something because they did you a favor before.
Hey, can you help me do something really quick ?

Nah bro I have to do some homework .

But, I helped you when your Dog died, I was there for you.

Bro, that’s WhiteMail
WhiteMail by MyNameIsYES January 25, 2020
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whitemail 

Whitemail: to try and trick someone into doing something you want them to do in a polite manner without publicly embarassing them to make sure a demand is met
man, my wife tried to whitemail me the other day. She said if I would clean the kitchen then I would get sex for a week, can you believe that?
whitemail by Synmontwist March 5, 2011

whitemail 

Slang for blackmail used by Blacks
G: I'll keep your secret if you give me $100.
B: That's whitemail, you know.
whitemail by ImproperB June 26, 2008

Whitemail 

Blackmailing someone who has blackmailed you
Mikey whitemailed the illuminati when he found their spaceship.
Whitemail by hasbean September 14, 2020

Whitemail 

The act of shaming and exploiting white people for being white or acting white.
When I applied to get into university, I was whitemailed and rejected from university due to my long family history of white privilege.
Whitemail by Zombie Snail January 1, 2021

whitepilled 

The moment or series of events by which a person abandons despair and surrenders to the inevitability of hope; not out of sheer optimism, but from facing difficulty and nihilism head-on through the use of reason and inquiry. It is the final destination of those who are redpilled and blackpilled, and tends to happen when a person becomes cynical of cynicism, and skeptical of skepticism. It is named after the white-hot fire of hope in a pill form, and is medicine for the soul.
In C.S. Lewis' book "The Pilgrim's Regress", the main character is instantly whitepilled when he realizes the Spirit of the Age, and its many servants, are all lying to him, trying to convince him that milk and urine are basically the same thing: that both are just liquid secretions of a cow. But using reason, he replies "You lie. You do not distinguish between what nature has meant for nourishment and what nature has meant for garbage." And the spell of moral relativism and nihilism is broken.

"I think you are starting to whitepill me with all your 'boundless optimism' and 'good reasons for doing things'; also your ability to overcome impossible situations certainly isn't helping matters!"

In the story of Naruto, most of Naruto's enemies and friends end up being whitepilled by him, in spite of their suffering and anger at the state of the world.
whitepilled by Equal Standard March 29, 2019

whoremail 

what hotmail is when it sucks
fucking whoremail wouldnt sign me in
whoremail by scott May 13, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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