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An evil man who has a strange look to him. He looks nothing like a 'Nightmaren'. He is 'Reala''s boss, and wants to defeat 'NiGHTS', who rebelled against him. Wizeman wants to take over the Wake World.
Wizeman was defeated by NiGHTS and the Wake World remained safe!
Wizeman by Speedlight July 2, 2003
One who is definitely not wise, and is definitely not a Man.
This wizeman was chatting shit. I fronted and he pussied out.
WizeMan by ThumbSprain July 31, 2017

Cardinal wiseman 

A catholic school that is full of slags and has no good teachers or students
Person: Hey do you want to go to cardinal wiseman
Me: Ew no why would I go there it’s crap.

Cardinal Wiseman 

“Wagwan with Young L”
-“Nm Fam he got locked up in Cardinal wiseman again”
“Say mummmsss”
Cardinal Wiseman by Bumboozle April 12, 2019

To Pull A Wiseman 

Usually to enter from no where with a comment that depicts you are much smarter than those around you. The comment can be something that should have already happened but no one listened to you, or something painfully obvious etc.

Not to be confused with a lean-in!

The act of pulling a wise man derives from Evil Dead: Army of Darkness in the scene depicted below in the example.
1. Jim and Jon both knew that the fastest way home was path A, but Jon just had to take path B. Jon walked all the way along path B, got home and realised that he could no longer see Jim. Jim pulled a wise man and said "I told you path A was faster!"

2. In Evil Dead: Army of Darkness, Ash is informed by the wise man that he needs the Necronomicon in order to stop the evil. He just blows the wise man off. A short while later, a Deadite attacks Ash and Co. After Ash kills the deadite, the Wise man enters from off-camera and states "Now with though quest for the Necronomicon?!" Thus he has pulled a wiseman.

3. In order to pull a Wiseman you need to have something smarter to say than those around you, and be able to approach from a near unseen angle.
To Pull A Wiseman by Smeep August 3, 2007

cardinal wiseman 

A school thats smaller than a green bean and has way too much beef.
"Hey do you go to cardinal wiseman?"
"Lol! You mad😂 never. i wouldnt be able to fit in it😂"
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