A nightmare that only a white person would have.
Tim: I had a total whitemare last night!
Brin: What happened?
Tim: I missed a Wolf Parade concert, Whole Foods went out of business, and I lost my Arrested Development DVD's!
Brin: Wow, that's the worst thing that could happen to a white person.
Brin: What happened?
Tim: I missed a Wolf Parade concert, Whole Foods went out of business, and I lost my Arrested Development DVD's!
Brin: Wow, that's the worst thing that could happen to a white person.
by AG451 October 30, 2008
Get the whitemare mug.Derived from the to whitey. Whitemares occur when one is suffering from a particularly bad hangover. A whitemare generally involves being sick whilst proclaiming to oneself or others "im having a fucking whitemare!"
Ed had a total whitemare the night after he bucked ebby,maybe it was the booze or the fact she looks like a cows ass sewn up with barbed wire!
by anders the boy wonder September 14, 2006
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"Yesterday my colleagues all went to a local interpretive dance performance and I couldn't get out of it."
"Oh man, what a whitemare!"
"Oh man, what a whitemare!"
by Anonymous Model September 19, 2011
Get the Whitemare mug.A bad dream only African Americans can have. To dream of being responsible, going to work everyday and dressing appropriately.
Nigga I just had the worst Whitemare. I went to work picked up my kids from school and we had a family dinner. That sh*t was wack!
by zleep aggin October 10, 2012
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I had a dream that a black man raped my family, what a fucking whitemare
I had a dream that a black man raped my family, what a fucking whitemare
by Arbiter of Reality May 19, 2016
Get the Whitemare mug.A user that is new to a Discord server. As they are new they are not accustomed to the culture or norms of the server and have not acquired any roles beyond the default role which causes the user's name to be white in color. These users are typically oblivious to server rules and are most often inactive and out of touch. The name is usually used in a derogatory way by server members in a fashion not unlike the Senior-Freshman school hierarchy.
Whitename: haha epic dab kill ni**ers
Server Veteran: Fucking whitenames always trying to be edgy for attention.
Server Veteran: Fucking whitenames always trying to be edgy for attention.
by Weesterner June 14, 2018
Get the Whitename mug.Belonging to the class of bland, clean-cut, middle-of-the-road suburbanite breeders. The Cleavers from the old TV show "Leave It To Beaver" are a familiar archetype of whitebread culture. Compare to yuppie.
The term implies profound cultural naïvete, blind consumerism, and an unquestioning "follower" mindset. Common trappings of the whitebread lifestyle include golf, Kenny G and Enya CDs, SUVs, an irrational fixation on lawn care, Golden Retrievers, nominally Christian religious beliefs, Old Navy clothing, moderate to conservative political views, bad Chardonnay, equally bad espresso, cookie-cutter houses, Bath & Body Works hygiene products, and very white-collar employment.
Though whitebread individuals are usually white, the term is not necessarily racial in meaning - the implication lies more with the blandness, predictability, and banality of plain white bread. Accordingly, "wonderbread" is often used as a synonym.
The term implies profound cultural naïvete, blind consumerism, and an unquestioning "follower" mindset. Common trappings of the whitebread lifestyle include golf, Kenny G and Enya CDs, SUVs, an irrational fixation on lawn care, Golden Retrievers, nominally Christian religious beliefs, Old Navy clothing, moderate to conservative political views, bad Chardonnay, equally bad espresso, cookie-cutter houses, Bath & Body Works hygiene products, and very white-collar employment.
Though whitebread individuals are usually white, the term is not necessarily racial in meaning - the implication lies more with the blandness, predictability, and banality of plain white bread. Accordingly, "wonderbread" is often used as a synonym.
I'll bet the amount of money that whitebread neighborhood spends on lawn fertilizer could feed a small African nation.
by Greenie March 24, 2004
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