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witchalok 

the witchaloks are hermaphroditic androgynites and therefore are like the combination of a witch and warlock. They use the withalok blades to make wolfoids but were banished to the dark shadows of the Shadow Dark a million years before the Second Age of the Third Age by Grimm Shado.
Witchaloks deny to know anything about witchaloks.
witchalok by citizen jacques. October 29, 2009

Billy Witchdoctor 

An inept witch doctor that Frylock hired over the internet to ressurect Master Shake. He failed miserably due to the fact that he only had experience in ressurecting chickens, and was blown up by Frylock's eye lightning.
Billy Witchdoctor: Arise chicken! Arise! Chicken arise!
Billy Witchdoctor by hamburger man August 12, 2004

bitchlocks 

Usually in female punk and shaved hairstyles, two pieces of hair left on the side of the head above or in front of the ears.
That chick's hair would look a lot hotter with bitchlocks.
bitchlocks by russiangopher September 27, 2006

witchtok 

one of the many sides of Tiktok that focuses on Wiccan and Pagan religions as well as normal witchcraft. Baby witches (beginner withes) are welcome but the community are prone to gatekeeping and selfishness sometimes. If you're on the right pages, you'll have a great time. Things on witchtok that are common to watch are:
Intuition tests
Spell jar recipes
Deity talk
Talk about shadow work, entities and spirits, etc
Covens
Spell ideas
Element magic
Astral projection
That's all I could think of, and there are some risks to it, but it's a fun side to be on. Bye!
A: Hey, what side of Tiktok are you on?
B: Witchtok, you?
A: sTrAiGhT tIkToK
B: *leaves*
witchtok by imachickenugget October 12, 2020

witchcockery 

n. something so absolutely convoluted and fantastically absurd that it appears as a combination of witchcraft and bullshit
Some people believe horoscopes are full of witchcockery.
witchcockery by Da V!nc! August 29, 2018

Witchdoctors necklace 

Someone whose teeth are that bad and crooked, they represent a witchdoctors necklace, hence the different teeth generally found on the necklace
Dude, did you see sallys mouth? Her teeth looked like a witchdoctors necklace
Witchdoctors necklace by *batpig* October 13, 2009
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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