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witchlice 

a person who loves phoebe bridgers and cats very much. witchlice goes through many eras, but there is only one. on july 25th, it’s national witchlice day! show your witchlice pride by celebrating!!!
yas: did you hear that it’s national witchlice day today??
george washington: no, i didn’t. what?!
yas: it’s today silly billy how could you forget !!!

Witchling 

Mom and pop said it wasn't safe to leave the witchlings with the humans because they were bound to cause havoc.
Witchling by sillapooh May 25, 2012

witchlock 

Female witch or male witch or non-binary witch or female warlock or male warlock or non-binary warlock.
Are you a good witchlock or a bad witchlock?
witchlock by The Wendolyne August 16, 2022

witchiechicky

A euphemism for stupid. A lot of people think it's spelled "witchychicky", though anyone who has done their homework and traced the etymology of the word would know where it came from, and therefore exactly how it is spelled.
I would like to castrate all those witchiechicky sluts who spell it with a -y- rather than an -ie-.
witchiechicky by insanekittykat June 28, 2005

witchicom 

Used when you can't think of the word you need to say.
Yo you heard bout dat new uhh witchicom, uhh witchicom, cd
witchicom by K()UT January 29, 2008

witchpickle 

warty green substance usally found on a stick in wich wiches seem to enjoy throughly,
----alternate definition----
pickled formed witches used to make fun or complement sombodys attire or personality depends oun use (see examples)
Austin you are a lovely witchpickle today.
All witchpickles are not allowed in this residents due to their picklyness.
----alternate example----
I saw you and your witchpickle through the window last night licking each other
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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