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witchalok 

the witchaloks are hermaphroditic androgynites and therefore are like the combination of a witch and warlock. They use the withalok blades to make wolfoids but were banished to the dark shadows of the Shadow Dark a million years before the Second Age of the Third Age by Grimm Shado.
Witchaloks deny to know anything about witchaloks.
witchalok by citizen jacques. October 29, 2009
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witchlock 

Female witch or male witch or non-binary witch or female warlock or male warlock or non-binary warlock.
Are you a good witchlock or a bad witchlock?
witchlock by The Wendolyne August 16, 2022

witchtok 

one of the many sides of Tiktok that focuses on Wiccan and Pagan religions as well as normal witchcraft. Baby witches (beginner withes) are welcome but the community are prone to gatekeeping and selfishness sometimes. If you're on the right pages, you'll have a great time. Things on witchtok that are common to watch are:
Intuition tests
Spell jar recipes
Deity talk
Talk about shadow work, entities and spirits, etc
Covens
Spell ideas
Element magic
Astral projection
That's all I could think of, and there are some risks to it, but it's a fun side to be on. Bye!
A: Hey, what side of Tiktok are you on?
B: Witchtok, you?
A: sTrAiGhT tIkToK
B: *leaves*
witchtok by imachickenugget October 12, 2020

witchaskeetcha 

slang for "with you, skeet you"
you aint bring you taters' witchaskeetcha
witchaskeetcha by William Poop December 25, 2005

Witchacom 

Witchacom is like "what ya call it"
We got lost so we headed back the the witchacom to get directions
Witchacom by Brandon April 22, 2004

witchacookoo 

A person how is similar to a witch but hates on non-believer's and is a feminist
"He's such a witchacookoo"
witchacookoo by In rainbows April 22, 2020

Witchblock 

The Witch equivalent of a cockblock. In reference to another witches path,practice, ect.
Formally known as gatekeeping; the practice of telling another practitioner how,what,where,when and they shouldn't practice because of someone else's beliefs..based on the color of one's skin without knowing another's background or trying to enforce 3 fold law on those that do not practice that path.
Not to be confused with Gatekeeper- those that gaurd the gates. Gaurdians.
No witchblocking allowed.
Dude,don't witchblock.
Witchblock by D.Nyteowl March 19, 2023
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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