witchcockery 

n. something so absolutely convoluted and fantastically absurd that it appears as a combination of witchcraft and bullshit

Some people believe horoscopes are full of witchcockery.

witchcockery by Da V!nc! August 29, 2018

witchcrackery 

A person who puts a spell on you to obtain money for cr@ck.

This witch just stole my check to go buy crack that’s that witchcrackery I’m talking about.

witchcrackery by Jamescanfield March 6, 2023

witchcrackery 

A person who puts a spell on you to obtain money for cr@ck.

This witch just stole my check to go buy crack that’s that witchcrackery I’m talking about.

witchcrackery by Jamescanfield March 6, 2023