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Witchblock 

The Witch equivalent of a cockblock. In reference to another witches path,practice, ect.
Formally known as gatekeeping; the practice of telling another practitioner how,what,where,when and they shouldn't practice because of someone else's beliefs..based on the color of one's skin without knowing another's background or trying to enforce 3 fold law on those that do not practice that path.
Not to be confused with Gatekeeper- those that gaurd the gates. Gaurdians.
No witchblocking allowed.
Dude,don't witchblock.
Witchblock by D.Nyteowl March 19, 2023
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witchalok 

the witchaloks are hermaphroditic androgynites and therefore are like the combination of a witch and warlock. They use the withalok blades to make wolfoids but were banished to the dark shadows of the Shadow Dark a million years before the Second Age of the Third Age by Grimm Shado.
Witchaloks deny to know anything about witchaloks.
witchalok by citizen jacques. October 29, 2009

witchlock 

Female witch or male witch or non-binary witch or female warlock or male warlock or non-binary warlock.
Are you a good witchlock or a bad witchlock?
witchlock by The Wendolyne August 16, 2022

bitchblock 

Refuse to take notice of or acknowledge a bitch, slut, whore or hoe
A couple of girls sat at our table, talking about 'how many guys they slept with' and wondering 'why their boyfriends left them'. So we just bitchblock their asses.
bitchblock by starry_skye15 February 8, 2014

Bitchblocker 

An individual who restricts or sexually confines someone from association of other females

Cockblocker Partypooper Buzzkill
"I am so sick and tired of my dad not letting me hang out with other girls from school. He's such a bitchblocker!"

witchcockery 

n. something so absolutely convoluted and fantastically absurd that it appears as a combination of witchcraft and bullshit
Some people believe horoscopes are full of witchcockery.
witchcockery by Da V!nc! August 29, 2018

Watchclock 

Clock + Stopwatch = Watchclock
What time is it ? its watchclock time. Hoe
Watchclock by MvG Gravity November 8, 2017
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