twitchlock 

when watching a scary or disturbing scene and having any muscle tense and tight though it all

after watching the end of 'audition', my ass was twitchlocked

twitchlock by calavera1102 June 5, 2009

Twitblock 

(twit) (blok)

–verb (used with object)

1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar.

2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way.

3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers.

Bud: my facebook and twitter arent working!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd!
Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?!

Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help!
IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server.
Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you!
IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above.
Bud: Can we at least still look at porn?

Bud: Why did you twitblock me??
Boss: Shut up and get back to work!

Twitblock by squareb August 7, 2009

witchlock 

Female witch or male witch or non-binary witch or female warlock or male warlock or non-binary warlock.

Are you a good witchlock or a bad witchlock?

witchlock by The Wendolyne August 16, 2022

TwitFlocker 

Bullshit placeholder meme invented by the Texas-based 'Global Language Monitor' to refer to the 'next big social media thing'(tm) to change all our lives.

Because people are sooo predictable... aren't they?

We were gonna arrange the party on 'TwitFlocker', but instead we worked on an encryted and distributed IRC so we could unleash LOIC DDOS Wikileaks revenge attacks on Paypal/VISA/Mastercard et al in a more reliable and coordinated fashion - and not get taken down at the first sign of sabre-rattling from the US government.

TwitFlocker by ahh_but_of_course December 10, 2010

Twitchforks

The use of Twitter as a tool for social protest. A blend of Twitter and pitchforks, the latter once being weapons of choice, along with torches, of angry mobs storming the barricades. Today, protesters reach for laptops and mobile devices.

"A virtual mob picked up their twitchforks to protest Facebook's new terms of service."

Twitchforks by newsapalooza May 4, 2009

Twitchtoker 

A niche of content creators who post primarily on Tiktok in order to grow their Twitch. Key indicators of a Twitchtoker include but are not limited to: Twitch link in bio, content revolving around their stream and Titktok livestreams of solely their upper body starring at a TV or computer screen. It is not uncommon for Twitchtokers to dream of making content/streaming for a living.

Dude 1: Are you catching this Twitchtokers stream tonight?
Dude 2: Heck yeah dude! His stream is so entertaining.

Twitchtoker by ItzColdGaming November 20, 2020