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In poker, three kings.
wisemen by Coell May 14, 2005
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The Wisemen

The Wisemen
Noun
Subsect of the St. Louis based C.W.B gang. The primary members of this facet are “C-Note”, “The Reverend”, “The Captain”, “BBD”, “The Journeyman”, “A-Sauce”, and, occasionally “Silent-G”, “J-Shizz”, and “The Tone”. This sect, in contrast to “The Lair Boys” is strangely, focused more on philosophical introspection, Buddhist enlightenment, and exploring the self and the interpersonal relationship.
In contrast to their counterparts, as well as counter PRESENCE “The Lair Boys”, “The Wisemen” mostly bask in the calm atmosphere as opposed to the party one. They are all rumored to be gifted lovers which makes sense as they supposedly spend most of their time discussing the intricacies of sex.
Although they are still members of the CWB and hence, an exclusive organization, this sect is the more hospitable one, and if you come to their meetings with an open mind, a fresh pack of cigarettes and a suit and tie, chances are you will not be met with hostility
I chilled with the wisemen tonight, i'm feelin zen and enlightened, now lets go get drunk and find some hoes
The Wisemen by eubert October 25, 2004

three wisemen 

Two shots of whiskey, two shots of tequila, and two shots of vodka.
I passed out after taking two three wisemen.
three wisemen by Tim Trobbe May 6, 2006

The Three Wisemen 

For the three drugs that I’ll be needing by my bedside if I get the Cancer. (Morphy)Morphine (Fenty)Fentanyl And (Oxy)OxyContin
If I get the cancer, I’m gonna need The Three Wisemen sitting right next to my ass
The Three Wisemen by Brushyourhair August 26, 2018

Cardinal wiseman 

A catholic school that is full of slags and has no good teachers or students
Person: Hey do you want to go to cardinal wiseman
Me: Ew no why would I go there it’s crap.

Cardinal Wiseman 

A modern way of saying prison
Wagwan with Young L”
-“Nm Fam he got locked up in Cardinal wiseman again”
“Say mummmsss”
Cardinal Wiseman by Bumboozle April 12, 2019

To Pull A Wiseman 

Usually to enter from no where with a comment that depicts you are much smarter than those around you. The comment can be something that should have already happened but no one listened to you, or something painfully obvious etc.

Not to be confused with a lean-in!

The act of pulling a wise man derives from Evil Dead: Army of Darkness in the scene depicted below in the example.
1. Jim and Jon both knew that the fastest way home was path A, but Jon just had to take path B. Jon walked all the way along path B, got home and realised that he could no longer see Jim. Jim pulled a wise man and said "I told you path A was faster!"

2. In Evil Dead: Army of Darkness, Ash is informed by the wise man that he needs the Necronomicon in order to stop the evil. He just blows the wise man off. A short while later, a Deadite attacks Ash and Co. After Ash kills the deadite, the Wise man enters from off-camera and states "Now with though quest for the Necronomicon?!" Thus he has pulled a wiseman.

3. In order to pull a Wiseman you need to have something smarter to say than those around you, and be able to approach from a near unseen angle.
To Pull A Wiseman by Smeep August 3, 2007
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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