Coell's definitions

swing a dead cat

Silly way of relating the quantity or frequency of something in terms of whether you would hit one if you swung a dead cat.

You can't swing a dead cat in that school without hitting some guy with his underwear showing.

by Coell September 23, 2005

bottom pair

In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, the lowest pair of cards. Usually only relevant when nobody else has made a hand, but the lowest card on the board makes one pair for you.

"Bottom pair."
"All I got is ace high -- you win."

by Coell May 14, 2005

defriend

(v) To remove someone from your livejournal friends list.

"I defriend people who post quiz results. Get a life!"

by Coell May 14, 2005

board

In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, the community cards dealt face up on the table.

"With two aces on board, there was no way I could call his all-in with just my pocket deuces."

"When my third six hit the board, I knew I had him."

by Coell May 14, 2005

loose

In poker, not being selective about the quality of hands you're willing to play.

College kids are loose with their parents' money at casinos, so they're easy picking.

by Coell May 14, 2005

ajax

Ace and Jack as your hole cards in Texas Hold 'Em.

"I went all-in with ajax suited."

by Coell May 14, 2005

flop cop

In poker, a person who never folds pre-flop. Must see every hand. Won't let anyone steal blinds. Calling station.

"What are you, George -- the flop cop?"
"I had an ace; I had to see it."

by Coell May 18, 2005