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To take life as it comes, to view things in a practical light. Also to mercilessly diss things which deserve it.
If you carry on Wisemaning, Mr Black will kill you

OR

Oh, bit of a Wiseman there.
Wiseman by ed. November 9, 2004
(noun) - A person who posts derogatory entries on UrbanDictionary.com, typically based on someone's name. A "Wiseman" is typically very passive-aggressive and is unable to discuss his or her feelings and issues with those whom have upset them, instead resorting to the aforementioned act of posting derogatory remarks.
Did you hear that Joe posted a nasty entry about Frank on UrbanDictionary.com because Frank pissed him off today? Man, Joe is such a Wiseman, he just needs to grow up.
Wiseman by bronzeback February 4, 2010
OMG, look at that girl's Wiseman!
Wiseman by hattymegan April 6, 2009
Wisemaning is when you sit on an object and wait. Common wisemaning spots are park benches and tree stumps. When you are wisemaning you are encouraged to think about life and smart things as you are in a wise looking position.
Guy 1: Dude where have you been I have been wisemaning out her for like 5 mins?

Guy 2: Oh sorry I was pulling the splinters out of my ass from when I was wisemaning earlier.

Guy 1: Oh that’s ok then
Wiseman by Ass splinters January 17, 2021
Don't invite keith over he is a foot loving wiseman
wiseman by keith gurlach January 3, 2008
just shut the fuck up,thx
this event was a period long time ago already,can you please stop bitching about this
i'm not a asshole anymore
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wiseman by Wiseman February 27, 2004