wine coolers 

Alcohol for pussies and/or chodes.

Andrewer loves wine coolers; especially Sea Breeze

wine coolers by Nitch October 13, 2006

Franklin Wine Cooler 

An alcoholic beverage made by mixing cheap red wine and orange soda. Usually Carlo Rossi Burgundy wine. Originated in Franklin, Massachusetts.

"Hey kid, swing by Anne's Market and grab some wine and orange soda. Franklin wine coolers tonight!"

Franklin Wine Cooler by Abar42 July 23, 2015

wine cooler 

A low-content, not-so-intense alcoholic drink, usually flavored as a fruit drink.

Wine coolers are frequently had with meals and such to consume alcohol, yet not get much of a buzz off it.

They are also considered a pussy alcoholic beverage when someone attempts to get drunk entirely off of wine coolers.

"I needed something to ease my mind without getting drunk, so I had a wine cooler with dinner."

wine cooler by Lahr November 14, 2006

wine cooler 

A unhardcore way to drink, a sugarcoated version of malt liquor

Yum, pass that red wine cooler

wine cooler by polska nikki~ May 18, 2005

Alabama Wine Cooler 

When a man pees inside a woman's pussy. This sex act is said to have originated in Cloverdale, Alabama. It is the ugly step-cousin to a golden shower.

Karen said Bryan pulled out his giant penis on their first date, proceeded to pee in her pussy, then hollered "Ooh wee!! Damn straight if I didn't just pour myself an Alabama wine cooler!!".

Alabama Wine Cooler by Pollyesther70 September 2, 2019

wine cooler 

A sissy drink. Something sissys think is cool.

Carl the chode drinks wine coolers cuz hes a fuckin sissy.

wine cooler by cartman5000 July 21, 2004