Almost like a prenuptial agreement, but involving alcohol. When someone comes to a party and the host makes them "sign and agreement" which states the host is not liable for any damages inflicted upon the party-goer or the hosts property while the party-goer is under the influence.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'