what you get when you wake up sick in the morning, paranoid that you may have somehow contracted swine flu, although your condition is actually just a hangover from drinking too much wine, beer, or liquor the night before

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Illness caused by consuming too much wine or other alchoholic beverages

Sickening feeling the day after the night of heavy wine drinking

A term basically implying a hangover, but spoofing the media-hogging Swine Flu.

Symptoms associated with excessive indulgence in alcohol, used euphemistically, in the year (2009) when swine flu was the pandemic of record.