79 definitions by cartman5000

1

the molester man

The remake of the muffin man.

Have u met the molester man?
The molester man?
The molester man?
Have u met the molester man?
Who lives on rapey lane.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

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1) A kick ass band.
2) 3

1) Thrice kicks ass.
2) I fucked that cunt thrice.

by cartman5000 August 06, 2004

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A shit that uses as much force as thunder, and sounds like thunder.

Jamies had a thunderturd.

by cartman5000 August 11, 2004

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4

His real name is eldrick!

Haha now we know y he had soo much time to practice his swing when he was a kid!!!

by cartman5000 July 29, 2004

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5

A fire crotch. And kinda annoying.

Carrot=red=FIRE CROTCH! Haha!

by cartman5000 August 06, 2004

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6

Good paintball markers.

Tippmanns hurt like a bitch.

by cartman5000 August 09, 2004

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7

A dinosaur to skateboarding.

Tony Hawk single handedly fucked skateing fo life by releasing a video game and making a whole shit lode of posers.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

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