79 definitions by cartman5000

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Sun glasses but it sounds cooler.
Person 1; Nice shades
Person 2; Damm straight
by cartman5000 August 06, 2004
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Funnyest amimated show ever. But those fuckers at MTV took it of the air. THOSE BASTARDS!
I am Cornholio! I need tp for me bunghole!
by cartman5000 July 27, 2004
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A girl dude. A female.
That dudette has a nice rack.
by cartman5000 July 27, 2004
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A chicks hairy pussy.
Remember...Save a tree, Eat a beaver!!!
by cartman5000 July 31, 2004
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Its when u lick ur finger then put it in some ones ear and twist ur wet finger around.
Jim gives out wet willys.
by cartman5000 August 12, 2004
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Its when prisoners tie a rope to the soap so they cant be fucked up the ass if they drop the soap.
Jerry got ass fucked by ben when he dropped the soap. Next time hes gunna tie the soap to a rope.
by cartman5000 August 05, 2004
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The keys u press when ur shitty windows computer fucks up and u need to restart.
My shitty windows computer fucked up fo the 5th time in 10 min.
by cartman5000 July 26, 2004
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