thunderturds

A shit that uses as much force as thunder, and sounds like thunder.
Jamies had a thunderturd.
by cartman5000 August 11, 2004
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smigger

A smurf who talks shit.
U best watch out fo i bust a cap in ur ass bitch.
by cartman5000 July 27, 2004
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Ctrl+Alt+Del

The keys u press when ur shitty windows computer fucks up and u need to restart.
My shitty windows computer fucked up fo the 5th time in 10 min.
by cartman5000 July 26, 2004
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jesus is my homeboy

One whos homeboy is jesus.
Jesus is my homeboy fo life.
by cartman5000 August 09, 2004
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tang

Orange drink thats good with orange smirnoff ice.
Tang makes a healthy wang!!!
by cartman5000 July 30, 2004
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tippmann

Good paintball markers.
Tippmanns hurt like a bitch.
by cartman5000 August 09, 2004
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poof

One that likes butt sex.
Steve likes to poof.
by cartman5000 August 09, 2004
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