cartman5000's definitions

spyder

A brand of a paintball marker.

Spyders r good markers.

by cartman5000 August 9, 2004

hoobastank

Has some decent songs but The reason? That song got soo old so quick.

The radio has pretty much killed The Reason.

by cartman5000 August 6, 2004

thunderturds

A shit that uses as much force as thunder, and sounds like thunder.

Jamies had a thunderturd.

by cartman5000 August 11, 2004

chid

A needle dick(a dick thats super long but thin as hell).

It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

Micker

A lazy ass Mcdonalds worker.

Those damm mickers r worthless...

by cartman5000 June 11, 2006

smigger

A smurf who talks shit.

U best watch out fo i bust a cap in ur ass bitch.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

adidas

All
Day
I
Dream
About
SEX

Adidas fo life bitches.

by cartman5000 July 30, 2004