Definitions by cartman5000

Micker 

A lazy ass Mcdonalds worker.

Those damm mickers r worthless...

Micker by cartman5000 June 11, 2006

stripper in hell 

When a stripper has to do her duties on an old fat ugly smelly dude.

See that fat ass over there? If he got a stripper shed be in hell.

stripper in hell by cartman5000 August 17, 2004

hkd 

Hate
Kill
Destroy

By FLIP.

A really popular logo from FLIP Skateboards.

hkd by cartman5000 August 12, 2004

wet willy 

Its when u lick ur finger then put it in some ones ear and twist ur wet finger around.

Jim gives out wet willys.

wet willy by cartman5000 August 12, 2004

skeet 

To cum all over ur bitch.

Ill give u a nice facial with my skeet bitch!

skeet by cartman5000 August 11, 2004

hot as hell 

The hottest chick you've ever seen and u wanna bang her brains out.

Damm, look at that babe! Shes as hot as hell.

hot as hell by cartman5000 August 11, 2004

thunderturds 

A shit that uses as much force as thunder, and sounds like thunder.

Jamies had a thunderturd.

thunderturds by cartman5000 August 11, 2004