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A derogatory and hateful term for apes. Its usage started with the digital zoo of r/Chodi, now it has quickly spread all over the internet to be used as a derogatory term for apes of all shapes and sizes. Its usage started with Gandhi, the closeted bigot, and was popularised by Zakir Naik.
A: Lmfao Chodes are a beastly people with a beastiality ideology.

B: We shouldn't be so hateful towards anybody, be it animals.

A: Aww yeah? Guess I didn't hear that in school over the sound of drilling your throat.

A is a bigoted Librandu. Don't be like A.
Chodes by Clem-Baby July 8, 2021
A nice cock that goes in your wife
Our chodes were in your wife
Chodes by Zjs skdbsjdvd August 29, 2020
a gruop of chodes that use the word chode as much as they can
The chodes from high school are nothing but trouble.
chodes by chode krew August 22, 2006

chodes malone 

a random nickname used on people.
"Hey chodes malone, wanna smack the cock"
"Sure"
chodes malone by sacksmack February 16, 2004

Bumper Chodes 

Noun: An incident involving two chodes in which said penises, either intentionally or through sheer coincidence, bump into each other. The chodes do not have to literally bump and repel; merely rubbing against another chode constitutes a bumper chode event.

Please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word "chode," that is, a penis wider than it is long.
I got real drunk and played a game of bumper chodes with Ryan last night.

I was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when I inadvertently played bumper chodes with some random dude.
Bumper Chodes by Chodem Johnson July 20, 2009

Gaggle of Chodes 

Official definition for a group of 3 or more chodes (a chode being a guy who displays any non-masculine traits such as whining, bitching or kissing a girl's ass).

Equivalent to 'pack of wolves' or 'school of fish'

Gaggles of chodes are often, but not always, found wearing Henley's T-shirts
Look man, the gaggle of chodes over there. Not one of them knows how to run the train properly
Gaggle of Chodes by The_Ty August 22, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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