windy wendy 

A variant of a Hot Richard whereby a lady queefs onto a man's beef baguette. Gale force winds usually followed by a drizzly shower.

The missus gave me a Windy Wendy last night!... It was so bad I almost had to buy a rain mac and wellies for my dick!

windy wendy by Gdizzlefoshizzle123 March 26, 2016

Wendy 

Wendy is a very special human being. She is the most caring woman you will ever meet and can nuture like no other. She makes an amazing mother and will raise the most beautiful successful children no matter what the struggles may be. She is close with mother nagure and the earth so this is where she gets her caring nature from. She is stubborn and does not let her emotions show but on the inside she is soft and sweet. She often attracts people who are damaged because she can help guide them, but she has trouble letting go when things get toxic because she has a bleeding heart. She often thinks others think she is weird but little does she understand that others do not have the deep creative mind that she does so they may not catch on as quickly. If you have a wendy in your life treat her like a Queen. Shes been hurt so many times and all she needs and deserves is the love she gives to others. If u are a Wendy ready this, breath... everything is going to end up ok I promise.

She is more special than the sun in the morning and rarer than water in the desert so love her and be loyal or you may loose a one in a million person. A creative, gorgeous, loving, one of a kind weirdo who will love you to the moon and back if you treat her right.

I met a girl named Wendy yesterday.

You better keep her close to your heart, you never know when youll meet a Wendy again.

Wendy by 6404152064 March 7, 2020

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s 

A response to someone giving a long-winded, serious rant that is typically unasked for. Likely to have originated either from The Office, or is a variation on “Sir, this is an Arby’s”.

Anna: “-and honestly I think that’s why my relationship with my father is so strained, he was there but never really present. Sometimes I wish things were different, but’s there’s no changing the past, you know?”
Cashier: “Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s by GreyVlk September 4, 2020

Sir, this is a Wendy's 

When someone goes off about something unrelated or starts ranting and you just couldn't care less.

Person A: "I'm a beautiful friend, so friend don't hate me. Maybe if you get rid of that old Yeah butt haircut, you'll get some complaints on the yo-yo dick. Oh, and even better, Tanisha will call your dog's ass if she stops having sex with the brain surgeon or lawyer she's having sex with. friend"

Person B: " Sir, this is a Wendy's. "

Sir, this is a Wendy's by BigMadBaby February 8, 2021

Wendy’s forehead 

A rare and ever so gorgeous site that only appears every 100000 years. Glorious and belongs to Wendy of Red Velvet. Crackhead term.

Person: where’s Wendy’s forehead?

Person 2: haven’t seen it in a long time...

Wendy’s forehead by rviswjy September 5, 2018

wendy's onion rings 

Something that should exist, but doesn't.

"Man I love Wendy's onion rings."
"They have onion rings?"

wendy's onion rings by that_dude31 January 17, 2017

Wendy 

Is the most beautiful girl you u can ever see. She’s like an angle from heaven. She’s has these beautiful brown eyes with this golden brown hair when it touches the sun. She will lighten up the mood when she senses sadness. She will make people happy than but not herself. She is a bad bitch when u test her limits. Also she loves her family and friends very much and would definitely take a built for them. You’ll be a very lucky person and blessed to have wendy in your life.

Wow I’m so blessed to have wendy in my life

Wendy by It’syogirlesme September 30, 2019