wimper

a type of surfer dude

I would date a wimper they are such hot surfer dudes

by KoolAid2723 October 26, 2011

Jizz Wiper

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.

Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.

by will bitten October 8, 2016

jism wiper

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.

Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."

by poja August 11, 2004

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper

Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021

wimpess

A young affluent woman, often from California, who embraces media-created values and the consumer culture. Often used as a synonym for "valley girl".

The mall will be flooded with wimpesses today.

by Dimatory December 5, 2017

wiper-tempo

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.

There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 17, 2014

Whimper audio

The sound of men whimpering. Often liked by homosexuals or horny women. It became popular on TikTok and now people are even paying for whimper audios and hounding men to do it.

Sarah- Jacob blessed us with a whimper audio.

Stephanie- Who knew a guy could be so submissive and breedable?
Sarah- I know, right?

by Explaining shit June 25, 2023