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Jizz Wiper 

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.
Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.
Jizz Wiper by will bitten October 8, 2016
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jism wiper 

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.
Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
jism wiper by poja August 11, 2004

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
A young affluent woman, often from California, who embraces media-created values and the consumer culture. Often used as a synonym for "valley girl".
The mall will be flooded with wimpesses today.
wimpess by Dimatory December 5, 2017

wiper-tempo 

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.
There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.

Whimper audio

The sound of men whimpering. Often liked by homosexuals or horny women. It became popular on TikTok and now people are even paying for whimper audios and hounding men to do it.
Sarah- Jacob blessed us with a whimper audio.

Stephanie- Who knew a guy could be so submissive and breedable?
Sarah- I know, right?
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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