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A crazy high school girl who makes absolutely no sense (not to to confused with women, women are more dignified and sane).
I walked into this party, and there were so many wimens and thotties.
Wimens by AJAX May 1, 2014
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Womensplaining 

“The tendency of some women to mistakenly believe that they automatically know more about any given topic than does a man and who, consequently, proceed to explain to him- correctly or not- things that he already knows.”
"Jessica was womensplaining all night about the politics of the PTA board at school. She has never even been on the board."
Womensplaining by urkmale February 4, 2020

Womensplaining 

When a women talks to a male in a way that is typically used in a patronizing or condescending way.
The women was womensplaining to the man, causing him to feel useless.

WomenSplaining 

When a feminist trys to show superiority over someone that disagrees with them.

Usually failing just to get roasted
The feminist was womensplaining to me. Gross.
WoMensch is a women who is good, and kind, and generous and loving - unconditionally. She is sexy and vibrant, She carries the world on her shoulders, and yes, most definitely, the world is stuffed into a big tan Coach shoulder bag. She also accessorizes. Her favorite accessory being pearls, opera length. She often wears worn-out black knee length Frye boots and jeans, and on occasion - like a bar mitzvah, or film opening - she will wears heels: louboutins, blahniks, prada. She likes sketchers for everyday wear. She gives credit where credit is due, takes no prisoners, is kinder than kind, and prefers plain milk to half & half in her coffee.

She drinks Savnignon Blanc over Chardonnay, and LOVES bowling.
She loves Billy Joel, The Pointer Sisters, Adele, Whitney Houston, the Doobie Brothers (with Michael McDonald) the Rolling Stones, Wilson Phillips, Levon Helm & The Band, Laura Nyro and Bette Midler.
She can be convinced (over a nice wine) to love Janis Joplin, and The Beatles.
She adores George Clooney.

He's a mensch.

She will offer a hand, a shoulder and a couch if needed.
Oh, my God ...she was such a goddess WoMensch! Did you see how she handle that devil-doll, Brianne? She was so calm, and kind, and supportive. "First we eat, then we talk."

She used all her Jew-Zen skills... along with some fabulous hand gestures.
woMensch by Bella Lotus May 8, 2013
A global society of individuals of all IQ's who use their genius through search engines on the internet, without exclusivity or membership dues.
I joined the global society of Womensa today to celebrate mine and others' undeclared genius.
Womensa by ONEMARI September 12, 2018

Womenspreading 

The act of women having there luggage (including purses, shopping bags, etc.)
occupy more then one seat. Particularly on public transit.
The women took up all the damned space with their womenspreading.
Womenspreading by KNINE403 March 25, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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