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A crazy high school girl who makes absolutely no sense (not to to confused with women, women are more dignified and sane).
I walked into this party, and there were so many wimens and thotties.
Wimens by AJAX May 1, 2014
Words you can keep

Womensplaining 

“The tendency of some women to mistakenly believe that they automatically know more about any given topic than does a man and who, consequently, proceed to explain to him- correctly or not- things that he already knows.”
"Jessica was womensplaining all night about the politics of the PTA board at school. She has never even been on the board."
Womensplaining by urkmale February 4, 2020

Womensplaining 

When a women talks to a male in a way that is typically used in a patronizing or condescending way.
The women was womensplaining to the man, causing him to feel useless.

WomenSplaining 

When a feminist trys to show superiority over someone that disagrees with them.

Usually failing just to get roasted
The feminist was womensplaining to me. Gross.
WoMensch is a women who is good, and kind, and generous and loving - unconditionally. She is sexy and vibrant, She carries the world on her shoulders, and yes, most definitely, the world is stuffed into a big tan Coach shoulder bag. She also accessorizes. Her favorite accessory being pearls, opera length. She often wears worn-out black knee length Frye boots and jeans, and on occasion - like a bar mitzvah, or film opening - she will wears heels: louboutins, blahniks, prada. She likes sketchers for everyday wear. She gives credit where credit is due, takes no prisoners, is kinder than kind, and prefers plain milk to half & half in her coffee.

She drinks Savnignon Blanc over Chardonnay, and LOVES bowling.
She loves Billy Joel, The Pointer Sisters, Adele, Whitney Houston, the Doobie Brothers (with Michael McDonald) the Rolling Stones, Wilson Phillips, Levon Helm & The Band, Laura Nyro and Bette Midler.
She can be convinced (over a nice wine) to love Janis Joplin, and The Beatles.
She adores George Clooney.

He's a mensch.

She will offer a hand, a shoulder and a couch if needed.
Oh, my God ...she was such a goddess WoMensch! Did you see how she handle that devil-doll, Brianne? She was so calm, and kind, and supportive. "First we eat, then we talk."

She used all her Jew-Zen skills... along with some fabulous hand gestures.
woMensch by Bella Lotus May 8, 2013
A global society of individuals of all IQ's who use their genius through search engines on the internet, without exclusivity or membership dues.
I joined the global society of Womensa today to celebrate mine and others' undeclared genius.
Womensa by ONEMARI September 12, 2018

Womenspreading 

The act of women having there luggage (including purses, shopping bags, etc.)
occupy more then one seat. Particularly on public transit.
The women took up all the damned space with their womenspreading.
Womenspreading by KNINE403 March 25, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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