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wiidowed  

A person who has had their spouse leave them due to playing too many hours of wii.
Dan: I heard Steve just got wiidowed by his wife.
Steve: That's no surprise, he's always been such a wiitard.
wiidowed by Rhaknam December 14, 2008
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Operator widowed

When you date an elite alpha male and being with him makes every other man look weak in comparison. Often occurs after a woman date someone in military special forces. She no longer considers mating men of lesser occupations. She has experienced ultimate perfection and won’t settle for anything less now.
“I am operator widowed after my scandalous night with Sam. I am RUINED for everyday life. Those other guys trying to take me out are no longer cute to me.”

wiitowed 

Losing your Wii.

1. Usually it is becuase you or one of your wiim breaks it.

This can be done by:

A. Hitting it with a wiimote after the strap breaks.
B. Tripping over, and falling on, it.
C. Knocking it over in an over zealous game when it's in the up-right position.
D. Throwing it out the window in anger of it giving you Wiibow only agravting the injury more.
E. Attempting to insert bologna inted of a WiiD.

2. You can also be wiitowed by having to give it to someone else.

This can be done by:

A. Betting it in a game. (Usually betting on a game on Wii Sports that you're positive you've mastered, but lose because you've rather been hurt or the other person has hustled you into thinking that you're better.)
B. Offering it to your girlfriend when you forget her birthday. (This is often because you'll think she'll say, "No, that's okay." but instead she takes it and sells it on Wiibay or gives it to a young male relative).
C. The cops come and wiiposess it. (Said like reposess. Usually after you have stolen it.)
D. Someone breaks in and steals it from you.
E. You take it to someone's house, and it is passed beteween so many people that you can never find it again.
1.
"DAMN YOU Wii Tennis!!!!!"
**Throws Wii out the window**
"Wait! Why did I just do that?"
"Man, you just got wiitowed!"
"Nooooooo...."

2.
"DAMN YOU Wii Tennis!!!!!"
"I believe the bet was your Wii for whoever wins, out of five."
"Screw you, Mike"
**Throws Mike out the window**
wiitowed by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 2, 2007

Black widowed 

When a older woman lures the attention of a younger male to steal he’s seed them try and kill him through a long painful series of mental torcher
it turned out that crazy bitch was trying
To black widowed me
Black widowed by Sterachel January 5, 2018

windowed 

Being fucked through a window.
I windowed her last night!!
windowed by 281298 October 5, 2016

Windowed 

To be windowed, is when someone see’s you or knows your there, but wont speak to you.
I was on the phone and she put me on hold, and never came back to me, She Windowed me!
Windowed by Kenny Twat May 1, 2019

Black widowed 

When i get gets kicked really hard in the balls on accident or on purpose. Weather by a male or female
Keith:" Hi jessica!"
Jessica:*walking accidently kicks his balls making a joke*
Keith:*falls to the ground in pain*

1 hour later

Keith:" Jessica accidently black widowed me earlier!"
Josh:"I bet that hurt alot."
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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