What happens when you use
Windows for too long (all at once or over periods of time) and you start to hate stuff. The first thing that is hated is computers, then your (seemingly) messy desk, then the fact that you can't lick your elbow (or other weird shit), then you hate the
floor because it is sticky (even if you're wearing shoes), and then you'll hate your keyboard,
mouse, speakers, etc., and then finally yourself.