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whorespeak 

Any story told intermittently due to a loss of linguistic fluidity due to fellatio.

The act of attempting to speak with a dick in your mouth.
Not really sure, "whorespeak" is pretty hard to use in a sentence without getting your ass kicked.
whorespeak by Anna's Fault May 8, 2018
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whorespace

Nickname for the networking website Myspace, referring to the popularity of it with younger types trying to 'sell themselves' as friends (or something else). Typically these people tend to be teenagers, tweenyboppers, emos, whores, attention seekers or skanks.

Someone with a whorespace generally uses their Myspace to post pseudo-artistic black and white photos of themselves looking 'sexy', or pictures of themselves in little clothing.

Generally a whorespace is used when someone is fishing for compliments. People with whorespaces are often attention-seekers, and will often use the Myspace Bulliten function to tell everyone they have new pictures uploaded, with the request "Comment plz?", generally translateable as "Tell me how hot I am!" They also often attempt reverse psychology, labling photos with phrases such as "LOL I'm so fat." to get responses like "NOOOO You're not! You're so hot, I wish I had your boobs!"
"The skank photoshopped the hell out of her picture and then put it up on her Whorespace."

wokespeak 

An updated version of George Orwell's NewSpeak. The purpose of both NewSpeak and WokeSpeak remains the same, thought control by the left.
When Democratic Senator Mazie Hirono criticized Amy Barrett for using the term sexual preference instead of sexual orientation, it was a dog whistle to the left. Merriam-Webster within hours redefined the term 'sexual preference' as offensive wokespeak.
wokespeak by Nevada Smith October 15, 2020
Slang used to describe written Arabic script, first used by the British Army during the 1991 Gulf War.
"What does that sign say, Sarge?"
"Dunno, Lance - it looks like a load of wormspeak to me"
Wormspeak by Satandog May 1, 2006

workspeak 

A special language used by employees that is comprised of buzzwords, jargon, and phrases built from years of doing the same thing over and over again.
In diner WorkSpeak, "Burn one, take it through the garden and pin a rose on it" means a hamburger with lettuce, tomato and onion.
workspeak by HedyBlog February 21, 2008

Whore-Speak 

Finding unsuspecting or attention deprived women onlne and then through careful manipulation, getting them hooked by using text and online messaging services. Slowly working your way up to phone calls, then eventually luring them away from home for sex.
After meeting at an online poker site, i went to work on this timid litte amish whore. Then after a month of continued whore-speak, I lured her from Pensylvania to the bright lights of Newport News for the dooping of her life. She'll never forget the beach and patron, and me putting the head in her ass.
Whore-Speak by Doopie May 30, 2006

whorebreak 

A sports bar/restuarant in Virginia Beach actually called Shorebreak. Nicknamed "whorebreak" because all the watresses are whores who sleep with the managers.
My ex-girlfriend works at whorebreak. I should have known she was going to cheat on me.

OR

"I can't believe Jenny slept with a manager to get better shifts"
"What can you expect, this is whorebreak"
whorebreak by vballin March 22, 2008
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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