pretard

Someone who pretends to be retarded for financial gain or to avoid punishment

"He's a pretard. He acts retarded so they won't spank him."

by HedyBlog January 25, 2008

walkies

Taking your dog for a walk (British).

"Gromit, it looks like a grand day for walkies!"

"They're techno-trousers, ex-NASA, fantastic for walkies!"

by HedyBlog June 21, 2007

workspeak

A special language used by employees that is comprised of buzzwords, jargon, and phrases built from years of doing the same thing over and over again.

In diner WorkSpeak, "Burn one, take it through the garden and pin a rose on it" means a hamburger with lettuce, tomato and onion.

by HedyBlog February 22, 2008