wokespeak 

An updated version of George Orwell's NewSpeak. The purpose of both NewSpeak and WokeSpeak remains the same, thought control by the left.

When Democratic Senator Mazie Hirono criticized Amy Barrett for using the term sexual preference instead of sexual orientation, it was a dog whistle to the left. Merriam-Webster within hours redefined the term 'sexual preference' as offensive wokespeak.

wokespeak by Nevada Smith October 15, 2020

Wokesplaining 

The process of incoherently spreading irrational and contradictory racial-theories by using hyperbole, whataboutism, and bullying.

Antifa Karen was wokesplaining to a black person that white binary lesbians are the most enlightened force on planet earth before dude straight up smacker her upside her helmet-covered head.

Wokesplaining by UseYourBrain18 July 22, 2020

wokesplain

When you go to a liberal college, come home and tell your dad why everything he believes is wrong, and then expect him to keep paying your tuition.

Dad to work colleagues: My son just came back from Berkeley and tried to "wokesplain" me
Colleague: Did you cut him off?
Dad: No, I didn't want to hurt his self-esteem

wokesplain by d3f1n3rz July 23, 2017

Wokesplaining 

the explanation of something by a Woke individual, typically to a rational (non-Woke) individual, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

Please stop Wokesplaining to me.

Wokesplaining by Dodo bird 99 February 19, 2021

wolfspeak 

Wolfspeak is a bunch of words created by animal roleplayers to make them sound fancy and intelligent, when it really just makes them look like a pompous ass with a dictionary. Wolfspeakers are often also obsessed with making their wolves have accents, which would be perfectly fine if they didn't keep using the accents even when the wolf isn't speaking. Wolfspeakers are a shame to the real animal roleplaying community and are often looked down upon when they aren't with their own kind.

An example of wolfspeak:

Th' mighty brujo smelt th' scent of a femme blow through 'is nares. Tall pillars working quickly, 'e padded over to 'er an' 'e dipped his crown in respect. 'Is auds swiveled forwards as the sound of another brute coming towards them filled 'is ears. "Ah demand you t' show yerself, brujo! This 'ere terra is mine, an' this fae belongs to me! Challenge me if you wish, but for I am th' strongest wolf in th' forest, so do not expect t'win!" 'E 'owled, an' th' fierce brute let a growl escape 'is maw.

wolfspeak by -The Crow- December 10, 2008

Wokesplain

verb: To unnecessarily inject social analysis or words, at the expense of the bigger picture, context, or intent.

James wokesplained to Carlos why Latinx should be used to define all Latinos, even tho he doesn't understand how the Spanish language works.

Wokesplain by SladeXZ October 25, 2020

Wolfspeak 

Wolfspeak is a 'language' used by animal roleplayers. Some words have other meanings, while others are purely made up. Below I have listed common wolfspeak words.

femora -- female
fae -- female
fatale -- female
brujo/brute -- male
oculars -- eyes
optics -- eyes
femme/fem -- female
mascu -- male
tassel -- tail
banner -- tail
occuli/oculi -- eye, eyes
aud -- ear
pillar -- leg
orb -- eye
brute -- male
crania/cranium -- head
crown -- head
tiara -- head
nape -- neck
mug -- muzzle
velveteen -- muzzle (horse)
talon -- hoof
kissers -- lips
nare -- nostril
high-wires -- ear

A large fae padded up to the brute with strong pillars, dipping her crania in respect. Auds were alert, optics gazing into the brujo's own.

Traslation: A large female trotted up to the male with strong legs, dipping her hea din respect. Ears were alert, eyes gazing into the male's.

Wolfspeak by The Dancing GrassHopper August 30, 2004