whoresplash

n. Like a slutwipe but briefer. One attempts to wash one’s smelliest areas after a long arduous day of hiking in the wilderness and setting up camp many miles from soap, water, and privacy. Usually done in a sleeping bag at minus forty degrees.

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What are you up to Tyler? The tent is in danger of collapse!

Just having a whoresplash. I like to feel fresh before bed.

whoresplash by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

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Whoresplosion

When a girl spits or otherwise ejects any semen from an orifice.

Oh damn it you got your whoresplosion all over my sheets...

Whoresplosion by Shaggy420 May 26, 2015

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whoresplash • whoresplaining • Whoresplay • Whoresplosion

Whoresplay

When a whore comes out to play

"I'm a man"
"Well I do whoresplay"

Whoresplay by H FCC BBC fdh September 10, 2018

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whoresplaining

when a low quality female tries to explain why sleeping with many dudes is acceptable.

Dude get rid of that whoresplaining sack of shit you call a girlfriend

whoresplaining by BeatMeatRepeat October 7, 2023

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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