whoresplash

n. Like a slutwipe but briefer. One attempts to wash one’s smelliest areas after a long arduous day of hiking in the wilderness and setting up camp many miles from soap, water, and privacy. Usually done in a sleeping bag at minus forty degrees.

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What are you up to Tyler? The tent is in danger of collapse!

Just having a whoresplash. I like to feel fresh before bed.

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

Whoresplosion

When a girl spits or otherwise ejects any semen from an orifice.

Oh damn it you got your whoresplosion all over my sheets...

by Shaggy420 May 26, 2015

Whoresplay

When a whore comes out to play

"I'm a man"
"Well I do whoresplay"

by H FCC BBC fdh September 10, 2018

whoresplaining

when a low quality female tries to explain why sleeping with many dudes is acceptable.

Dude get rid of that whoresplaining sack of shit you call a girlfriend

by BeatMeatRepeat October 7, 2023