Jug Ears

British slang - describes ears that stick right out to the side like the handles of a milk jug. Makes cosmetic surgeons a big pile of cash to staple the suckers back.
"Dave's little brother Mike has got Jug Ears. He's an ugly Jug-Eared twat".
by Satandog March 29, 2006
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Mookler

n. Affectionate slang for an unborn baby. We've used it in our family for a while - it's a distortion of the German word "merckle" which means "little creature". My family tend to mash words horribly, hence Merckle became Mookler! We also shorten to "Mook", although I know that's a Brooklyn wise-guy!
"How's Mookler doing?"
"Great - she just kicked me in the ribs!".
by Satandog February 08, 2006
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Furry Furrow

Vagina, Minge, Snatch, Ghastly Gully. You get the picture.
I rode my baloney pony into her furry furrow.
by Satandog March 22, 2006
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Swift One

A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.
"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."
by Satandog April 04, 2006
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world of pain

"Dave, you just shagged my mom. I'm gonna put you into a world of pain."
by Satandog May 02, 2006
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Suck it and See

Charming British expression referring to trying out something untested or kind of unknown. It's really a metaphor - the new thing is like a boiled sweet, the uknown consequences are the flavour, so you "suck it and see"!
"Shit fella, I'm not so sure about these shiny pants. They look pretty gay."
"No worries mate - suck it and see. You might get lucky".
by Satandog March 14, 2006
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Wrong 'Un

Brit slang for a dangerous person with a screw loose. Someone that could actually do some damage, not some harmless happy go lucky wanker.
"Fuck me rigid, Frankie Four Fingers is a right fucking Wrong 'Un. He peeled off Jimmy The Greek's fucking kneecaps with a claw hammer just 'cos he looked at 'is Old Lady funny".
by Satandog March 25, 2006
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