Satandog's definitions

Choping

To take a photograph up a woman's skirt or dress without her consent. British slang, also known as upskirting. Named for Sir Christopher Chope, MP. I chope, you chope, Sir Christpher Chope chopes.

Sir Christopher was caught choping the other day and deselected from his seat for being a perve.

by Satandog June 17, 2018

never mind the quality

...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantitiy is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

by Satandog May 2, 2006

ADPS

All Day Pajama Syndrome: Dubiously scientific name for the trend of wearing pajamas all day long, and in public.

50 or more moms gathered at the school gate every day to drop off their kids and every one of them suffered from ADPS.

by Satandog September 24, 2011

Bareback Mountain

Alt. name for that movie tale of cowboy starfish spearing. Given how quickly the boys get down to business in that cosy little tent of theirs, it just makes a kind of sense.

"Well, there were no condom dispensers on the open range in those days, so they should have called it Bareback Mountain".
"Wise words my friend. Pass the nachos".

by Satandog March 25, 2006

Heavy

The grade of Scottish beer between Light and Export. Tasty.

"Mine's a pint of Heavy and some pork scratchings".

by Satandog April 2, 2006

Bang Out

Slang used by British fighter pilots referring to ejecting ("using the Bang Seat"). "Banging Out" makes you an inch shorter - the "G's" compress your spine!

I had to bang out over Helmand Province when friendly fire from 3 Para fucked my Harrier. Percy Pongo is utterly useless!

by Satandog September 24, 2006

Bustin' Da Bag

Having sex with a heavily pregnant woman to bring on labour. Carribean slang.

"Where's Mikey?"
"Bustin' Da Bag with Eunice - she overdue".

by Satandog April 2, 2006