Definitions by Satandog

Choping 

To take a photograph up a woman's skirt or dress without her consent. British slang, also known as upskirting. Named for Sir Christopher Chope, MP. I chope, you chope, Sir Christpher Chope chopes.

Sir Christopher was caught choping the other day and deselected from his seat for being a perve.

Choping by Satandog June 17, 2018

Mushy Peas

Radioactively green shite eaten by people from the North of England, usually covered in mint sauce and eaten with chips on cold and rainy nights standing around drunk at fun fairs wondering if you should shag the fat bird.

Made with dried marrowfat peas which are first soaked overnight in water with bicarbonate soda/baking soda, then rinsed in fresh water and simmered.

They still look and taste like radioactive green shite though.

And you didn't shag the fat bird. Your best mate did.

I ate some mushy peas when I should have shagged the fat bird at the fun fair.

Mushy Peas by Satandog September 7, 2014

ADPS 

All Day Pajama Syndrome: Dubiously scientific name for the trend of wearing pajamas all day long, and in public.

50 or more moms gathered at the school gate every day to drop off their kids and every one of them suffered from ADPS.

ADPS by Satandog September 24, 2011

DTV 

Entertainment industry acronym for Direct To Video, can apply to any title not released in theatres before being released to buy or rent. Can be a perjorative for poor quality product.

"Heard about the new Katherine Heigl movie"?

"Yep, that shit's gonna be DTV, with a bullet".

DTV by Satandog May 31, 2011

Bang Out 

Slang used by British fighter pilots referring to ejecting ("using the Bang Seat"). "Banging Out" makes you an inch shorter - the "G's" compress your spine!

I had to bang out over Helmand Province when friendly fire from 3 Para fucked my Harrier. Percy Pongo is utterly useless!

Bang Out by Satandog September 24, 2006

Whoring the Def 

Jumping into UD Talk, usually as a n00b, and bugging the shit out of people to Accept / Thumb Up your def. Duller than dull, but sadly no longer a feature of life here since Aaron took Talk off-line after a nasty vermin infestation from "Up North".

"If anyone see this def I wrote - "Mexican Anteater Carl Flambe" - would you guys, like, vote for it? It totally cracks me and my buddy up".

No, Paul, that's Whoring the Def. Ta ta.

Whoring the Def by Satandog August 29, 2006

Furry Plums 

Quite literally The Dog's Bollocks!

Is wee Georgie gonna get to use his furry plums before the big snip?

Furry Plums by Satandog August 28, 2006