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Entertainment industry acronym for Direct To Video, can apply to any title not released in theatres before being released to buy or rent. Can be a perjorative for poor quality product.
by Satandog May 31, 2011
Get the DTV mug.All Day Pajama Syndrome: Dubiously scientific name for the trend of wearing pajamas all day long, and in public.
50 or more moms gathered at the school gate every day to drop off their kids and every one of them suffered from ADPS.
by Satandog September 24, 2011
Get the ADPS mug.Noun. The kind of huge, vile, cancerous-looking greeny coughed up and spat out onto the ground by British Naval dockyard workers. Called an oyster because of the solid, greeny, snotty, rubbery centre surrounded by a lighter, watery fringe of phlegm, and the fact they just CLING and stick around for ages. British sailors have inventive imaginations, so you couldn't expect this to go un-named for long.
Officer at the gangway: Bo'sun's Mate, what's so funny?
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!
by Satandog February 2, 2006
Get the dockyard oyster mug.n. Mysterious woman who leaves a gigantic unflushable turd in the ladies' loo. Usually encountered in the workplace, sparking endless speculation about the identity of the Log Lady. No male equivalent, thanks to David Lynch, and the fact that men have such godawful personal hygiene that this is a pretty regular happening in the male crapper.
"The Log Lady struck again! Who d'you reckon it is?"
"That fat bird from the 4th floor!! She must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!"
"That fat bird from the 4th floor!! She must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!"
by Satandog February 6, 2006
Get the Log Lady mug.n. Affectionate slang for an unborn baby. We've used it in our family for a while - it's a distortion of the German word "merckle" which means "little creature". My family tend to mash words horribly, hence Merckle became Mookler! We also shorten to "Mook", although I know that's a Brooklyn wise-guy!
by Satandog February 8, 2006
Get the Mookler mug.v. to turn up or make an appearance. Old fashioned / military slang, used to differentiate showing your front from retreating - showing your back. Sounds more decisive, too.
by Satandog February 26, 2006
Get the Front Up mug.adj. Describes turning up en masse, usually in preparation for trouble like kicking the crap out of some other guys, or as a safety in numbers precaution to prevent exactly that. Also applies in work life, when you call a meeting and some dipshit brings 10 buddies, or you throw a party and some utter loser...brings 10 buddies.
"Fuck me if Chopper didn't turn up at the Red Lion mob handed last night looking to get even with Frankie Four Inches. By Last Orders no cunt was left standing in the place. Fucking carnage"
by Satandog February 26, 2006
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