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Mob Handed

adj. Describes turning up en masse, usually in preparation for trouble like kicking the crap out of some other guys, or as a safety in numbers precaution to prevent exactly that. Also applies in work life, when you call a meeting and some dipshit brings 10 buddies, or you throw a party and some utter loser...brings 10 buddies.
"Fuck me if Chopper didn't turn up at the Red Lion mob handed last night looking to get even with Frankie Four Inches. By Last Orders no cunt was left standing in the place. Fucking carnage"
by Satandog February 26, 2006
mugGet the Mob Handedmug.

Wormspeak

Slang used to describe written Arabic script, first used by the British Army during the 1991 Gulf War.
"What does that sign say, Sarge?"
"Dunno, Lance - it looks like a load of wormspeak to me"
by Satandog May 1, 2006
mugGet the Wormspeakmug.

Crappers

British Navy slang for being incredibly drunk.
"I woke up with the Captain's wife this morning"
"You must have been completely Crappers last night"
by Satandog March 30, 2006
mugGet the Crappersmug.

Puffa Puffa Face

Defining feature of an inbred Chav mostly from Essex or a remote hellhole like North Prospect (Swilly) in Plymouth with distinctive slitty, puffy inbred eyes. Their dad is their uncle is their first cousin etc. Half way to being a Tard.
"Did that Chav over there get the shit beat out of him?"
"Nope, that's one bad inbred Puffa Puffa Face motherfucker".
by Satandog April 2, 2006
mugGet the Puffa Puffa Facemug.

Furry Plums

Is wee Georgie gonna get to use his furry plums before the big snip?
by Satandog August 28, 2006
mugGet the Furry Plumsmug.

Shag Palace

Impressive pad that a single guy - or a rich and sneaky married dude - can whisk a panting paick-up back to for a bit of the old in out in out. Typically has some impressive "views", a fridge full of champagne and no evidence of any priors.
Dave's fucking loaded. He's got a shag palace downtown and fucks like a rabbit there every Friday when he's not at home...with his family.
by Satandog March 7, 2006
mugGet the Shag Palacemug.

Front Up

v. to turn up or make an appearance. Old fashioned / military slang, used to differentiate showing your front from retreating - showing your back. Sounds more decisive, too.
"I say, you chaps has better make jolly sure you front up at 12.00 hours, eh?"
by Satandog February 26, 2006
mugGet the Front Upmug.

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