Satandog's definitions

Cack your pants

Crapping your pants with fear. British slang; cack = shit.

"I thought you were going to cack your pants when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant."
"I did."
"That would explain the smell."

by Satandog April 4, 2006

Jug Ears

British slang - describes ears that stick right out to the side like the handles of a milk jug. Makes cosmetic surgeons a big pile of cash to staple the suckers back.

"Dave's little brother Mike has got Jug Ears. He's an ugly Jug-Eared twat".

by Satandog March 29, 2006

Mookler

n. Affectionate slang for an unborn baby. We've used it in our family for a while - it's a distortion of the German word "merckle" which means "little creature". My family tend to mash words horribly, hence Merckle became Mookler! We also shorten to "Mook", although I know that's a Brooklyn wise-guy!

"How's Mookler doing?"
"Great - she just kicked me in the ribs!".

by Satandog February 8, 2006

Got It In One

You got it right first time. British English - used between mates.

"Is Jake shagging Trish?"
"You Got It In One, mate."

by Satandog March 28, 2006

Bog Standard

adj. Completely, utterly, absolutely ordinary in every way. British slang.

"Dave drives a totally bog standard Escort. Not even aircon. Dave is a cheap bastard."

by Satandog May 1, 2006

DTV

Entertainment industry acronym for Direct To Video, can apply to any title not released in theatres before being released to buy or rent. Can be a perjorative for poor quality product.

"Heard about the new Katherine Heigl movie"?

"Yep, that shit's gonna be DTV, with a bullet".

by Satandog May 31, 2011

Front Up

v. to turn up or make an appearance. Old fashioned / military slang, used to differentiate showing your front from retreating - showing your back. Sounds more decisive, too.

"I say, you chaps has better make jolly sure you front up at 12.00 hours, eh?"

by Satandog February 26, 2006