45 definitions by Satandog

Take a pop

To try and punch someone; old-time Brit slang. First cousin to Take a Swing and Swing For.

"I swear to God if Dave fucks my mom again I'm gonna take a pop at 'im, I'll swing for the fucker."

by Satandog May 2, 2006

Suck it and See

Charming British expression referring to trying out something untested or kind of unknown. It's really a metaphor - the new thing is like a boiled sweet, the uknown consequences are the flavour, so you "suck it and see"!

"Shit fella, I'm not so sure about these shiny pants. They look pretty gay."
"No worries mate - suck it and see. You might get lucky".

by Satandog March 14, 2006

Got It In One

You got it right first time. British English - used between mates.

"Is Jake shagging Trish?"
"You Got It In One, mate."

by Satandog March 28, 2006

Jug Ears

British slang - describes ears that stick right out to the side like the handles of a milk jug. Makes cosmetic surgeons a big pile of cash to staple the suckers back.

"Dave's little brother Mike has got Jug Ears. He's an ugly Jug-Eared twat".

by Satandog March 28, 2006

DTV

Entertainment industry acronym for Direct To Video, can apply to any title not released in theatres before being released to buy or rent. Can be a perjorative for poor quality product.

"Heard about the new Katherine Heigl movie"?

"Yep, that shit's gonna be DTV, with a bullet".

by Satandog May 6, 2011

Never Mind The Quality

Never mind the quality...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantity is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

by Satandog April 22, 2006

never mind the quality

...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantitiy is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

by Satandog April 18, 2006