whorenese
A language
I speak whorenese
whorenese by Briajshep15 July 23, 2022
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Whoreyness
Whoreyness by KulpriT1234 August 23, 2010
whorensic evidence
1. The belongings left behind by person after a meaningful one night stand. Generally female in nature, but can go for man whores too. Women mostly because should she actually like the guy may she want to have a reason to come back or may simply be marking her territory. If neither of those is the case, she is just an absent minded jezebel, who may be losing items at many different locations.
2. The bodily injuries incurred after a night of fornication...ie, hickies, scratches on back, bite marks, rug burn on the knees, bruised forehead, etc. Usually unwanted by the said defendant, as they will be questioned by the significant other, or just the other usuals who are unaware of multiple whoriffic activities.
2. The bodily injuries incurred after a night of fornication...ie, hickies, scratches on back, bite marks, rug burn on the knees, bruised forehead, etc. Usually unwanted by the said defendant, as they will be questioned by the significant other, or just the other usuals who are unaware of multiple whoriffic activities.
That girl I left the club with last night, she left her bra, jacket, and earrings at my place. I need to get rid of the "whorensic evidence" before my parents get here.
Man, I think I'm gonna have to start a lost and found box for all this "whorensic evidence."
Man, I think I'm gonna have to start a lost and found box for all this "whorensic evidence."
whorensic evidence by Mr. Nick Pappagorgio February 18, 2009
Wholeness
Wholeness by TheShockest1 August 19, 2014
Whorenament
A woman who holds a high standing position in a company, not because she possesses the necessary skills or or abilities, but because she blew the CEO.
He keeps her around as an ornament to hang off his dick.
He keeps her around as an ornament to hang off his dick.
Bro, nobody messes with the whorenament unless you want to get your ass fired.
He's got his whorenament on her knees before the board meeting.
He's got his whorenament on her knees before the board meeting.
Whorenament by Thebusinessend June 28, 2014
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