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Whoreness
Whoreness by Phat Schmeat March 24, 2020
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WhoreNess • Your whoreness • whereness • Wholeness • whorenese • whorenest • Whoreyness • whorieness • whorinesse • whoryness
Whoreness
Whoreness ---an orah that compliments the open mindfulness and energy of a sexually inspired person.
Whoreness by Nickymae818 January 4, 2024
Your whoreness
Similar to being a "heiness" but without the sophisticated qualities, and the addition of being a typical whore with the notion of being better than everyone else. Usually associated with girls surrounding themselves with lesser attractive girls around her.
(Dude)-Dude "your whoreness" asked me to get her another drink. Who does she think she is?
-(your whoreness)- where's my drink?!
-(Dude)- coming!
-(your whoreness)- where's my drink?!
-(Dude)- coming!
Your whoreness by Megzandbacon December 5, 2016
performative wokeness
Learned a new phrase: "Performative Wokeness."
People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.
People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.
People thought Tina cared about labor issues, considering how much she Tweeted about it, but it was all performative wokeness - she had no problems crossing picket-lines if the business offered a sale.
performative wokeness by Brainshrub August 28, 2019
Whoreyness
Whoreyness by KulpriT1234 August 23, 2010
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