Wholeness
Wholeness by TheShockest1 August 19, 2014
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ass wholeness
ass wholeness by Bottom Ford, Esq September 20, 2012
Related Words
Wholeness • ass wholeness • WhoreNess • whaleness • Your whoreness • wokeness • whiteness • whalenets • whereness • Whikeness
performative wokeness
Learned a new phrase: "Performative Wokeness."
People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.
People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.
People thought Tina cared about labor issues, considering how much she Tweeted about it, but it was all performative wokeness - she had no problems crossing picket-lines if the business offered a sale.
performative wokeness by Brainshrub August 28, 2019
Whoreyness
Whoreyness by KulpriT1234 August 23, 2010
Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness
An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.
Search toby turner's channel on youtube
Search toby turner's channel on youtube
Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS
Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness by godthefish March 14, 2011
whoryness
Whoryness is a term used to describe people or things related to promiscuousness or prostitutiness. A person with chronic whoryness may enjoy sleeping around and could be an actual whore.
If you think you may be whory, you should ask yourself four questions;
Do I dress like a whore?
Do I have sexual relationships with more than one partner at a time?
How many people have I slept with in the past week?
Do people pay me for sex?
If you answered at lest one of these questions with one of the following answers, you are whory;
1- Yes
2- Yes
3- More than 3
4- Yes
If you think you may be whory, you should ask yourself four questions;
Do I dress like a whore?
Do I have sexual relationships with more than one partner at a time?
How many people have I slept with in the past week?
Do people pay me for sex?
If you answered at lest one of these questions with one of the following answers, you are whory;
1- Yes
2- Yes
3- More than 3
4- Yes
ACT OF WHORYNESS
Man- Excuse me miss, may I participate in a sexual act with you?
Woman- I suppose so, but I'm quite tired since I've participated in six acts of intercourse in the past twenty-four hours.
Man- Holy fuck, you're whory.
Man- Excuse me miss, may I participate in a sexual act with you?
Woman- I suppose so, but I'm quite tired since I've participated in six acts of intercourse in the past twenty-four hours.
Man- Holy fuck, you're whory.
whoryness by Carmen Sante July 29, 2007
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