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Whorenament 

A woman who holds a high standing position in a company, not because she possesses the necessary skills or or abilities, but because she blew the CEO.

He keeps her around as an ornament to hang off his dick.
Bro, nobody messes with the whorenament unless you want to get your ass fired.

He's got his whorenament on her knees before the board meeting.
Whorenament by Thebusinessend June 28, 2014
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whorenament 

A Christmas decoration given by a former girlfriend.
"I can't believed you dated that bitch. Get that whorenament off my tree."
whorenament by vinman1994 January 21, 2010

whornament

An attractive person, sexually involved with an unattractive and wealthy person, that gets paraded around at social events; a trophy-wife/husband who has yet to get the ring
Dude, Bob must have made partner . . . check out the rack on his new whornament.
whornament by Grex May 8, 2008

whorementing 

Justified slut-shaming. Tormenting a skank for being a skank. Not to be confused with whorementoring, which is what YouTube beauty gurus do to young girl followers.
Dude, stop whorementing that skank! She's been whorementored by Laura Lee.
whorementing by BadBadDad October 23, 2018

whorenacunt 

A whorenacunt is a ex wife who enjoys being a whore and a cunt
My exwife is such a drunken whorenacunt
whorenacunt by Bigjigga November 24, 2013

whorementia

This is when a Woman Sleeps With So Many Guys That When One Texts She Has No Idea Who He is.
This Guy Texted Me And Asked How My 3 Dogs are. I asked who it was and he won't tell me but has obviously been to my house recently. I don't have a clue. The whorementia must be setting in.
whorementia by Trixie galore February 3, 2014

Whoremental 

jack "oh look she is whoremental!"
Whoremental by Rawr, please just stop September 25, 2014
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