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noun. A whamber is a skeeza (usually named Amber, for effect) who whines continuously, for no real fuckin reason. When you ask her to stop whining, she does it more, big fuckin surprise.

Also refer to "whambulance".

Official title: Queen of Goobers.
Yeah, that's not Amber today, she's bitching(and/or whining), it's Whamber.

Where's my fucking whamber-ass, bitchin girlfriend? Ho.
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To create something in an overly elaborate way.
I just wambered that English essay.
I am going to wamber to the store.
I just wambered that dragon.
Wamber by MyNaMeIsAsEcReT October 10, 2012
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booking a whammer

Prison slang for giving another inmate a blow job.
Frank the Rat's tough guy prison reputation would be hurt if someone caught him booking a whammer.

whamburger 

the imaginary food given to someone bitchin or complainin or whinin 24/7. similar to the whambulance service.
So what he cheated on you with your besfriend.... do you want a whamburger and some french cries??
whamburger by Corbet December 9, 2008

whammered 

Dude, we got so whammered last night!
whammered by Carol Creel December 30, 2007

So how about those Whammers? 

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"So how about those Whammers?"

Wamberal 

A town in NSW, North of Terrigal that is a safe haven from bogans on the Central Coast.

Residents refer to their suburb as 'Da Grid' and the letters 2260 are painted on walls to remind people of their post code.

The Local Beach is renown for 'sick shories and fuckin big bazzaz'.
Wamberal- 2260, not just a postcode, Its a lifestyle.
Wamberal by GoonSunrise4lyf December 23, 2010