Wammer is a term used for a highschool and\or college party with more then 75 people and lots and lots of beer,alchol,girls,drugs. Not a sausage party.
Small ass town in central texas that consists of only one fun thing- the river. Tourist flock here for market days and locals barr their doors and windows.
A teacher that runs marathons but doesn't shut up about them. She is a carpet-muncher, she likes to ruin people's days, and teach global studies. She hands out 5 page packets that are due the next day and turns in to a goblin if it isn't done. She has one hell of a nose and will often times memorize your entire life story. She hates smartphones but loves being a gaylien.