whale harp 

The lure of the orca; when two people make a conquest of a morbidly obese member of the opposite sex by "harpooning" them

After consuming the bucket of KFC and her diet coke, Tonya was ensnared by Jeff and Dave and revived a thorough whale harping.

whale harp by Snarkyhex December 31, 2014

harpoon the whale

To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.

Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.

harpoon the whale by The Strut October 12, 2004

harpoon that whale

A call used in derogatory fashion to make a fat girl's presence known so everyone around can enjoy laughing and staring.

Literally, it means "Fuck that fat chick!"

"Harpoon that whale"

harpoon that whale by cerealkiller182 October 31, 2005

Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.

He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!

Harpooning the White Whale by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010

Harpooned a fail whale 

When you pick up a fat chick at a bar.

Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.

Harpooned a fail whale by The Onion Eaters September 20, 2010

harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.

Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.

harpoon the whale by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016

Harpooning the whale 

When a woman masturbates or when a man fingers a woman

Woman 1: I was harpooning the whale as hard as I could last night
Woman 2: I know I heard u

Harpooning the whale by ass in your face June 7, 2018