the Captain Ahab

When one licks the stump of an amputee. See also Harpooning the White Whale.
He took the prosthetic of my stumb and then gave me the Captain Ahab!
by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010
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Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.
He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!
by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010
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