13 definitions by cerealkiller182

canine

In Texas hold 'em, when the hole cards are any king and any 9 (K-9)

I went all-in with canine.

by cerealkiller182 November 1, 2005

beiruit

A drinking game. The point of the game is to get a ping pong ball into an opponent's beer-filled cup. In lame-man's term, "beer pong."

Specific rules have been the most argued about of any game/sport/hobby ever. Nothing is ever resolved and the argument ends in a drunken fight.

"Let's go play beiruit."

by cerealkiller182 November 1, 2005

harpoon that whale

A call used in derogatory fashion to make a fat girl's presence known so everyone around can enjoy laughing and staring.

Literally, it means "Fuck that fat chick!"

"Harpoon that whale"

by cerealkiller182 November 1, 2005

dolly parton

In Texas Hold 'Em, it is when the player's hole card are any 9 and any 5, referring to the Dolly Parton movie, 9 to 5.

He folded a dolly parton.

by cerealkiller182 November 1, 2005

poser

Any person, or persons, who try and be something there not usually they are terrible at being it. Also known as a wannabe.

Billy is such a poser

by cerealkiller182 November 1, 2005

eye fuck

To stare at someone flirtatiously or insinuating sex.

"The proper hat lady just eye fucked the shit out of me."

by cerealkiller182 November 1, 2005

Slim Shady

Referring to a white male who acts like a stereotypical black male originating from the nickname of white rapper, Eminem

They kid is such a slim shady.

by cerealkiller182 November 1, 2005