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whackatorium

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a whackatorium is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: jack shack
God, we've only been here a week and Gale's already built himself a whackatorium!
whackatorium by Barchack April 13, 2008

Whackaholic

An individual who chronically masturbates, typically 3+ times a day on average.
"Where the hell is Joe?"

"I told you he'd be late cause he's beatin' it. The kid is a total whackaholic."
Whackaholic by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008

Whackafoo 

Noun; the crease where the upper thigh meets the lower butt cheek. Typically observed when one wears exceedingly short shorts.
Look at that girl's whackafoo! Those shorts couldn't get any shorter.
Whackafoo by HandyDandyMatty September 4, 2013

WackAmoley 

A sex game. This game has two players. Player one bends over and spreads there ass cheeks. Player two stands behind them with a hard dick. Player on then pushes out a turd and tries to suck it back inside there anus before player two hits it with the head of there penis. When the penis makes contact with the turd, player two then uses his shitty penis to write the score on player ones back in Roman numerals.
Hey Jeff, after my wife goes to sleep do you want to go to the garage and play wackamoley?
WackAmoley by Iphistagash February 14, 2020

whackadoodle johnson 

An activity with undetermined goals.
Those poor bastards got tricked into playing three hours of whackadoodle johnson.
whackadoodle johnson by Cap'n Joe D September 26, 2006

WHACKADOO 

Someone crazy or wierd. To call someone means you are calling them whocko. Someone wayyyyyyy out-there.
Damn Tyler that bitch is a strait up whackadoo!!!!
WHACKADOO by isbellangel March 2, 2009