whack-a-moling

When one is needing a turd SO bad that the turd is protruding from the sphincter and retracting at a constant rate, thus giving the faeces the appearance of a "whack-a-mole."

"Oh man I need to get out this car, I'm Whack-a-moling!!!"

"Sorry I am late boss. The stairs were a nightmare with this whack-a-mole in my arse."

whack-a-moling by K-Y Jimmy September 30, 2013

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whack-a-molin'

When you have really got to take a shit, and every time it starts peeking out, you have to scrunch up your butt-cheeks and push it back in. So your ass resembles a whack-a-mole game with only one mole (built for the special kids with really bad reflexes).

Dude, I was whack-a-molin' so bad last night I thought I was going to have a Vasovagal episode! I was lucky the Browns even made it to the Superbowl.

whack-a-molin' by YOPP! April 24, 2009

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wack-a-moling

The act of pushing a fecal loaf out of one's anus and having one's partner try to push it back in with hand or tongue for sexual pleasure.

I had the greatest first date last night. We went to a lovely dinner and then had drinks before going back to her place for wack-a-moling and a night cap.

wack-a-moling by Prairie Dawger January 13, 2018

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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