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Wefty Lestern 

A style of male masturbation in which the masturbator reaches his non-dominant hand under his thigh, between his legs, and with his thumb pointed towards his crotch, masturbates. Usually requires some form of squatting to accomplish.
Son: Daddy, the kids at school were talking about a wefty lestern. What's that?

Daddy: Here son, it'll be easier if I show you.
Wefty Lestern by kleptolagnia December 2, 2011
Related Words
wefly Welly Wesly welly top WELY weslyn WEFL Wefling weflipudrip Welfy
A streamer and youtuber who is known for being a GOD at the videogame rust.
welyn the guy that narrates his videos?
welyn by jayden420 January 6, 2021

welly top 

it was like shagging a welly top!
welly top by Schmee June 25, 2004

Seagulls Welly

Condoms that often get washed out to sea mainly from sewage works that sometimes get caught on the hook when seafishing .
"Just caught a seagulls welly "
Seagulls Welly by Mackerel Man June 18, 2020

Face like a melted welly 

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly

welly top 

n. similie. A vaginal orofice as large and loose as a rubber wellington boot opening. See also clown's pocket, wizard's sleeve
"It was like throwing a stick down an alleyway, her muff was like a welly top"
welly top by Stouffer November 7, 2002