Welfy

Basically another word for welfare baby or just government handout leeches in general.

“You know that deadbeat leech that was roommates with Jon?”
“Oh yeah. He was such a welfy.”
“That mf hasn’t worked a day in his life.”

by Kanye’s Taint February 1, 2021

Welfy

The way a black person says "wealthy".

He got 14 million dollas? Damn he's welfy!

by I'm not welfy. March 1, 2011

Selfy Welfy

A guy who is obsessed with Starcraft and Call of Duty. He loves the Florida State Seminoles and has a pet tiger named Howard.

Selfy Welfy says biyahhh!!

by SEEEEELF April 20, 2011

Welfare Whore

A woman who continues to have many children, often by different men, in order to live off of the Welfare system.

Marie's pregnant again? She's such a Welfare Whore!

by Shpolfling June 6, 2009

Hipster Welfare

Living off of monthly donations from Patreon for bad art or 'important work', usually of the social justice variety, which is often subpar or unsellable otherwise. Basically, receiving the financial equivalent of a pity fuck.

"He'd be flipping burgers instead of complaining on his blog if it wasn't for hipster welfare."

by PrimalChaos December 22, 2014

wingnut welfare

Assistance, in the form of a public forum, granted to a washed-up, discredited, or deranged conservative figure. Typically provided by right-wing media outlets, but often provided by mainstream media outlets for the sake of appearing to be "balanced".

- Fox News is a primary supplier of wingnut welfare, giving copious amounts of airtime to the likes of Newt Gingrich, Karl Rove, Rudy Giuliani, and Sarah Palin.

- Charles Krauthammer, Cal Thomas, and Bill O'Reilly wouldn't have their weekly columns in respectable newspapers if not for wingnut welfare.

by fredmast August 1, 2010

Wolfy Playz

Wolfy Playz is known as the big alpha male of YouTube, the sexiest god known to man kind, typically known to have a huge penis, and the master of seducing women.

Wolfy Playz is the sexist man known alive.

by Supreme leader Dartix February 10, 2019