Butler's Cuff

she had a fanny like a butlers cuff, she did
by Schmee June 25, 2004
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Five-to-two-er

Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.
howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.
by Schmee June 25, 2004
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welly top

it was like shagging a welly top!
by Schmee June 25, 2004
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