Definitions by Schmee

Butler's Cuff 

A tight vagina. the opposite of a welly top

she had a fanny like a butlers cuff, she did

Butler's Cuff by Schmee June 25, 2004

welly top 

a loose vagina. bucket fanny

it was like shagging a welly top!

welly top by Schmee June 25, 2004

Five-to-two-er

Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.

howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.

Five-to-two-er by Schmee June 25, 2004