Schmee's definitions

Five-to-two-er

Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.

howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.

by Schmee June 25, 2004

welly top

a loose vagina. bucket fanny

it was like shagging a welly top!

by Schmee June 25, 2004

Butler's Cuff

A tight vagina. the opposite of a welly top

she had a fanny like a butlers cuff, she did

by Schmee June 25, 2004