When you have an ugly old loose twat that can't function correctly and gives your husband a heart attack from being so nasty and you have breasts. You're a disfigured old unwanted mother fucker.
Mary Kishbaugh is an old disfigured bitch.
by anti ugly bitch September 16, 2008
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When the Guelph police service delivery department manager decides to give you a CIA microdose experiments
I Kaelen Cody William Granger I am a victim of Political mauling with disfigurements
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This is the occurrence when a penis is bent due to it being stuck in a zipper this means that when seeing it goes off in a different direction

This is the cause of why men always see on the seat.
Wife-“ why is there wee all over the seat!”
Husband-“ I have testicular disfiguration
Wife-“ oh”
by Finbar birchall April 2, 2022
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