by Stouffer November 07, 2002

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.
by Stouffer November 07, 2002

(extra credit to Dogfish)n. The remarkably quick method by which you get home after a night out on the piss, forcing you to remark you had an indelible mode of transport. (N.b. please also be aware of 'beer scooter with a puncture' which is a much slower form of transport, where you start out with speedy intentions; but spend the majority of the night dragging extra equipment attached to your legs)
by stouffer March 04, 2003

n. Mystical auratory additions which remove the necessity for sensiant conversation, and replace any understanding of people speaking to you with a garble mess, to which a derogatory response is necessitated by being stunningly pissed.
"Now, Frank, the oven's on and I'm off out with the girls; remember to feed the baby, check on the dinner and pay the car tax. Okay?"
"I FECKIN' LARVE YOOO, YOOO FACKIN' SEXY MINX"
"I FECKIN' LARVE YOOO, YOOO FACKIN' SEXY MINX"
by stouffer March 04, 2003
