Definitions by iamamanufan

She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb 

After rubbing her Clit it ended up the size of a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

Christ! She has a clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

Goes like a Tramp eating a bag of Chips 

Referring to women who fuck for Britain.

I hear your wife goes like a Tramp eating a bag of chips!

Goes like a Tramp eating a bag of Chips by iamamanufan September 17, 2012

Kipper Knickers 

Female who's personal hygeine is in question.

Hey look, here comes kipper knickers

Kipper Knickers by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Face like a roof tilers nail bag 

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.

Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.

Face like a roof tilers nail bag by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

whip some skull on me

To give head.

Whip some skull on me bitch etc etc

whip some skull on me by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Face like a melted welly 

Disfigured face.

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly

Face like a melted welly by iamamanufan January 12, 2011