iamamanufan's definitions

She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb

After rubbing her Clit it ended up the size of a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

Christ! She has a clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

Not worth jack shit

Not worth the trouble or the value

That car's not worth jack shit

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

my roundaphobia

Friend who finds it hard to buy the drinks when its his/her turn. (Tight Arse)

Looks like john has my roundaphobia tonight

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

smoke the blue vein havana

To suck on a penis

Hey Babe, come and smoke the blue vein havana

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Goes like a Tramp eating a bag of Chips

Referring to women who fuck for Britain.

I hear your wife goes like a Tramp eating a bag of chips!

by iamamanufan September 17, 2012

Face like a melted welly

Disfigured face.

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011