14 definitions by iamamanufan

Thick as a thick thing

Refering to someone who is extremely unintelligent.

Fuck me, he is as thick as a thick thing if not thicker

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

smoke the blue vein havana

To suck on a penis

Hey Babe, come and smoke the blue vein havana

by iamamanufan January 11, 2011

Not worth jack shit

Not worth the trouble or the value

That car's not worth jack shit

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Goes like a Tramp eating a bag of Chips

Referring to women who fuck for Britain.

I hear your wife goes like a Tramp eating a bag of chips!

by iamamanufan September 17, 2012

my roundaphobia

Friend who finds it hard to buy the drinks when its his/her turn. (Tight Arse)

Looks like john has my roundaphobia tonight

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Thick as a Fire Door

To imply ones friend or colleague is extremely thick

Fuck me Geordie, your as thick as a fire door

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Face like a roof tilers nail bag

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.

Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.

by iamamanufan January 11, 2011