weaselboy

A young weasel that has evolved into a boy; will never turn into a man unless it evolves into a weaselman;

The weasel turned into a weaselboy at the age of 144.

by Weasel April 2, 2003

weaselbee

Used as an insult in the third installment of the Harry Potter series, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

"You two shopping for your new dream home? Bit grand for you, isn't it, Weaselbee? Don't your family all sleep in... one room? " Draco as Ron is looking at the Shrieking Shack with Hermione.

by Orion Beckett May 20, 2017

Weaselly-Eyed Fuck

An individual who has a face which causes them to be mistaken as a weasel, most likely due to extremely squinty eyes. Known be knowledgeable alcohol buyers.

Tyler: Dude, Dave is such a Weaselly-Eyed Fuck.
Chris: I know, but he's pretty cool.

by MerchantofVenice3 May 14, 2011

weaselton

1. A person or animal that acts mischievously and/or like a member of the Weasel family. 2. A person or animal that appears to be "dragging" it's balls.

1. Dustin is a weaselton today.
2. "Don't be a weaselton, get up and do something!"

by iscreamsandwitch May 16, 2008

Sporting a Weasely

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.

Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.

by Morik June 14, 2010

Pulling a Weasely

Hiding an erection with pillows (or any other object), while sitting down.

This term comes from a scene in Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, when Mr. Weasely is talking to Hermione. Through that entire scene he is constantly holding a pillow over his crotch.

This term is not to be confused with Sporting a Weasely, although they are similar.

Man, I totally had an erection the entire time I was talking to Sally.

Wow, what did she say about that?

Nothing, I luckily was Pulling a Weasely the whole time. She never got to see what I was hiding.

by Morik June 14, 2010

weasely

A shady ass person that likes to have their mouth open as wide as their legs. They have multiple sexual relationships without the knowledge or consent of any of their significant others and will sneak off the moment you fall asleep or turn your back. Never trust someone with a weasely rep.

Mary: Hey, have you been hanging out with Tim lately?
Jane: Ew, fuck no. Tim's a weasely little bitch. He cheats on everybody.

by Emily & Pahut June 8, 2015