Ulle

A fake asian. Or Fasian.

Man that Tito Puentes is such an Ulle.

by Weasel September 14, 2003

give head

perform oral sex on an another individual

She said I give great head.

by weasel October 10, 2003

venus nosetrap

the procedure of sneeking up on a sleeping relative or friend who is lying on a couch or some flat surface, and then propping your bare ass right in front of his or her face, next you break some serious wind which scares the shit out of the victim and causes them to jerk their head up violently, the most stimulating element of this process is the next movement which is when the victim's head jerks up and sadistically smacks the bare ass of the performer creating devastating whiplash and then their nose is inserted into the performer's anus, creaing a "venus nosetrap"; this is extremely brutal for the victim because they have the cruel honor of smelling an anus filled with soiled odor; if the performer has a huge ass they can potentially suffocate the victim; if the venus nosetrap is done properly, the victim looks like he is wearing a moon mask, with "moon" deriving from the ass

after holding in a day's worth of farts, i snuck up on my sleeping brother, seth, and gave him the best venus nosetrap yet, making him pass out for 5 minutes, from either my foul fart or blocking up his breathing paths

by weasel June 03, 2005

panty pudding

the secretions from a woman's vagina, especially after seeing a hot guy like wally wally

That bitch had major panty pudding after I pulled out my dong at the dinner table

by weasel February 12, 2003

chillaxterbate

to simulitaneously beat off and rub an ice pack on your jewels(genitalia) which produces a "chilling sensation"; this is best done when one is really hot from some sort of exercise and their nuts are hung like a horse, so putting an ice pack on them relaxes them; however, the negative things about chillaxterbating is that the spluge discharge won't be as far because of the cold temperatures and also if you chillaxterbate too long, you will lose all of your babies(sperm) due to that cold temperatures kill them; this can also be a 2 person exercise which can include many enjoyable positions

I love to chillaxterbate after weight lifting because it cools me down

by weasel May 23, 2005

mee grob

1. a very tastey Thai appetizer
2. the noise one makes while grimmacing from the first anal penetration

'Uh, oh, urgggg. Mee Grob. Gently, Tony. '

by weasel February 10, 2003

gummy worm

when your vagina or lip gets pulled so hard it streches and is then called a gummyworm.

jade has a ugly ass gummyworm because of a bike accident when she was 5. nobody wants to bang her because of it and shes french

by weasel January 14, 2005