weaselton

1. A person or animal that acts mischievously and/or like a member of the Weasel family. 2. A person or animal that appears to be "dragging" it's balls.

1. Dustin is a weaselton today.
2. "Don't be a weaselton, get up and do something!"

by iscreamsandwitch May 16, 2008

weaselton

anyone who surfs in Boca and thinks that they're the shit.

Pretty Ricky is a fuckin weaselton from time to time.

by stttop it. April 24, 2007

Stinky Weaselteats

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats. *
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

chorus
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!

chorus

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

chorus without last line
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Stinky Weaselteats was a fine character on Ren and Stimpy.

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

weaseling

(Verb form of weasel) When asked a question or required to make a rebuttal that one would rather not be clear about due to embarrassment. Or expose a lie or some transgression, a "weasel" will dance around the subject without directly addressing it ... that is "weaseling". Similar to post-truth but lies or emotion may not necessarily be involved. You hear politicians do this all the time, never directly answering the question.

Teacher: Please explain such and such (requiring a very precise canned answer)
Student: "well.. it boils down to this ..." (playing for time to think)
Shout form back of the room: "Weaseling"

Teacher: "we're not boiling eggs..." Moves on to the next student.

by Chicken Jim November 27, 2016

weaseling

To watch Twitter or other social media drama but never get involved in others' stupidity. Often used with accompanying gif of weasel popping out of burrow.

**Also, to squeeze something long into a tight hole.**

Alexander is an expert at weaseling when everyone loses their shit on Twitter. Instead he watches, laughs maniacally and collects the details.

by xxxWeasel October 25, 2016

weaselboy

A young weasel that has evolved into a boy; will never turn into a man unless it evolves into a weaselman;

The weasel turned into a weaselboy at the age of 144.

by Weasel April 2, 2003

weaseling

Being extra cute to get out of your boyfriend/girlfriend being mad at you.

Doing things like saying "I love you" or trying to kiss them right after you say/do something that frustrates them.

her: You're such an idiot sometimes.
him: Thanks =/
her: Awwh, I'm sorry baby. I love you.
him: You're weaseling again.

by grr[face] August 7, 2008