Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Weselbeast 

A person with abnormal powers in the spot of ultimate, ranging from mind control to teleportation. This mysterious creature is the second evolution of the mythical Wesley kotas.
Oh my god! Look a weselbeast!
Weselbeast by #brotan# October 18, 2018

Stinky Weaselteats 

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats. *
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

chorus
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!

chorus

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

chorus without last line
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
Stinky Weaselteats was a fine character on Ren and Stimpy.

weaselette 

1. Any female weasel, having a long slender body, a long tail, short legs, and brownish fur that in many species turns white in winter. 2. A female regarded as sneaky, treacherous, or cunning.
That weaselette stole my entire life savings!
weaselette by Kristy Sullivan September 15, 2006

weaselette 

Ginny the weaselette slut
weaselette by lehur October 2, 2019

weaslebee 

nick name for Louisa.
Also used as an insult in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of askaban. It comes from the insult "Weasle Louisa, Weasle louisa" and eventually stuck as weasle (the nick-name) Over time however bee was added to weasle to make the word weasle bee. Nick-names and shorthands for weaslebee are: weasiebee, bee, weasle, wee-bee, Louisie-bee and when drawn you draw a weasle, not in detail just a lemar type creature and a little bee next to it. also means crazy and mental, but also cute at the same time
"Weaslebee, come here"
In Descriptive terms, "Your such a weaslebee,"
weaslebee by Emma and Louisa L June 14, 2007

weaselcheat 

Taking advantage of a situation that leads to personal gains without loss of status or credibility.

Not to be confused with underhanded actions, weaselcheating is an act of superior, intelligent quick thinking borderline genius
Paddy raffled off a dead donkey at the pub last night. He sold every ticket for £10 and made a quick grand, only the winner wanted their money back upon seeing that the donkey was dead, Paddy's a real Weaselcheat
weaselcheat by Weaselcheat July 14, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Load more